sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

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capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

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